"Really? I thought it was pretty bootyful myself….”
"I’m gonna make it my background!"
throw me in the trash i don’t deserve to be here anymore
I write and draw in my spare time. I also translate comics (with permission!).
Today, a bunch of my friends and I were eating lunch at a pretty crowded place when I decided to shock our guy friend. He was feeling a little afraid of being misunderstood as a pervert, so I thought it would be a good idea to make him feel more at ease.
I basically turned to him and said, “Do you know what I do in my spare time? I write explicit gay porn.”
To which he replied with an incredulous, “What?”
"Gay porn. I write it. In public, on the trains and buses."
"But you aren’t a man, so how do you know how everything works?" And he said this while gesturing vaguely to his entire body.
I just laughed and replied with, “You wanna read what I write and be the judge of whether or not I know how everything works? I have some on my phone right now. I do research man. I read stuff and look at art.”
And out of NOWHERE, my other friend takes out this STACK of ReiGisa doujinshi that I lent her and just plopped it on the table between us, and I was like, “Oh my GOD, why did you BRING these out here?!” And clearly, the covers of them were super gay, so there was no mistaking what they were.
Our friend was pretty shocked too, but then I followed up with, “You could damage the corners on these if you keep them in your bag! Oh my god!”
Afterwards, I shoved one of the NSFW doujinshi into his hands and was like, “Read this one, it’s my favorite.”
Oh my GOD, thanK YOU FOR THIS??? ACTUALLY, THIS SCENE RESEMBLES THE OTHER REIGISA PWP I’M WORKING ON RIGHT NOW, BUT YES, THIS IS EXCELLENT FOR AGGRESSIVE STUDY HABITS TOO. /WHEEZES
THIS IS SO PRETTY AND SEXY AND MY HANDS ARE REALLY COLD AND I CAN’T FEEL MY FINGERS, BUT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR READING MY STORY AND LIKING IT. /WEEPS
Actually… Isn’t this…?